Hello! This is Claryce. Remember me? You did not deliver my presents last year because you said your reindeers couldn't find their way here. I hope you received the street directory I mailed you last Spring. Anyway, I haven't been too naughty this year (except for the occasional bitch fits) so I was wondering if you could bring me some presents. Below are some of the things that I'd appreciate if you could bring for me (in order of importance)
(1) a nice Brunk (it means BRainy HUNK) (2) a sack of money ( i accept SGD, USD, Euros and Pounds only) (3) Borders book voucher (4) a beautiful necklace (5) shoe vouchers
That's all for now. The list is not exhaustive though. I will write to you again if there are any additions to the list. Till then, thanks and take care!
Love, Claryce
(P.S: oh and Santa, it'll be good if you could lose some of those jiggling fats. The reindeers are contemplating lodging a complain to PETA because of the extra load they have had to carry over the years. yeah... thought I should let you know about this.)
